this..is sooo cool and true ;c poor polar bears

Dear Austin

I promise

uugh my dad

tub of lard. kill it! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

i really really really really really really really

wish that my life were like animal crossing so i could dig up 500 million pitfall seeds and plant them around my dad’s shop

Find a guy who will call you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars with you and listen to your heartbeat,or watch you while you sleep. Wait for that boy who will kiss you on your forehead, and the one who will want to show you off to the world in your sweatpants.Who holds your hand in front of his friends,who says you look just as pretty without makeup on, the one who will turn to his friends and say “That’s her

aahhaha wow.. XD

pleatedjeans:

How to Eat Food (a few more here)

this…is the scariest video in the whole entire world XD

facebook..

It is the stupidest thing in the world. I could rant on about it all day. So yea… it used to be okay, but honestly I’m just sooo sick and tired of drama and people. I don’t care how much you love your boyfriend, or if you are winning in a poke war. I don’t care about your problems, so stop spreading rumors. I don’t care about mafia wars, I could crush farmville with a baseball bat. Stop sending me stupid requests. I don’t even know why I still have one…

this..wins